Good Morning Alarm Joke in Hindi

Good Morning Alarm Joke in Hindi

इतिहास गवाह है.

कि आलार्म बंध करने के बाद जितनी मस्त नींद आती है,

उतनी तो पुरी रात भर नहीं आती

Eng text :

Itihas gawah hai,

Ki Alarm Bandh karne ke bad Jitni Mast Nind aati hai,

Utni to Puri rat bhar nahi aati… 🙂

Interviewer: Risk Taking Capacity Kitni Hai Aapki

Interviewer:- Risk Taking Capacity कितनी है आपकी …
Candidate: सर, भगवान से अगले जन्म मे भी वही पत्नी माँगी है।
Interviewer:- Selected 🙂 😉 😛 🙂 😉 😛

Eng Text:

Interviewer: Risk Taking Capacity Kitni Hai Aapki…
Candidate: Sir, Bhagwan Se Agle Janm Me Bhi Wahi
Biwi Mangi Hai!
Interviewer: Selected 🙂 😉 😛 🙂 😉 😛

Funny Husband Wife and Bikhari Joke in Hindi

Funny Husband Wife and Bikhari Joke in Hindi

बीवी – कल जो भिखारी आया था, वो बहुत कमीना था ।

पति – क्या हुआ ?

बीवी – कल मैंने उसे खाना 🍲 दिया था और आज
वो मुझे एक किताब 📔 देकर गया है ।

पति – कौन-सी 📔 किताब ?

बीवी – “खाना पकाना सीखे…”🤣😜🤪🤣🤣

Eng text:

Wife: Kal jo bhikhari aaya tha, Wo bahut kamina tha…

Husband: Kya hua ?

Wife: Kal meine usey khana diya tha aur aaj wo muje ek Kitab dekar gya hai.

Husband: Konsi kitab?

Wife: “Khana pakana sikhe…”

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Padhty Raho… Hashty Raho… Oro ko Bhi Hansao. Jai Bharat, Jai Hind.

Funny Whatsapp Dev vs Mahadev Vs Patidev Husband Wife Joke in Hindi

Funny Whatsapp Dev vs Mahadev Vs Patidev Husband Wife Joke in Hindi

जो अमृत 😇पीते हैं उन्हें देव कहते है
और
जो विष पीते है, उन्हें महादेव 🙏 कहते है…
और
जो रोजाना दोनो ही थोड़ा-थोड़ा करके पीते है
उन्हें
पतिदेव 👱‍♂️ कहते है ।😜😝🤣

Eng text:

Jo Amrit pite hai unhe Dev kahte hai,
aur
Jo Vish pite hai, Unhe Mahadev kahte hai.

Aur Jo
Rojana Dono hi thoda thoda karke pite hai,
Unhe
Patidev kahte hai.

Husband Wife Funny Joke: Dear Readers, Thanks for visiting this joke. We hope you are liking this funny humor and always we are trying to hard work to keep your smile.

Humara Utsha Badaye Rakhney Ke Liye Post ko like and share krtey rhe. Hum apke hanshi ko banaye rakhney ke liye sda kaam krtey rahngey. Khob Padho, Khoob Hasho, or dusro Ko Bhi Hasao…!! Jai Hind, Jai Barath.